Do I just have a face nobody listens to?

//i really wish there was a things where i could set my dash to only show fandom/personal blogs… or only show rp blogs… it would make finding someone to rp with much easier not that it would encourage me to reply to anything still cuz munn awkward >.>

#outoftime 







BOLD what applies to you.

Air Appearance:

  • I am 5’4 or shorter.
  • I have many scars.
  • I tan easily.
  • >Sort of I mean the first time I’m out in the sun long enough to do so I burn terribly then have like solar immunity for the rest of the summer. I’ll also have a tan that lasts for the next 6-8 months (swim team). My sister tans friggin beautifully the lil crud bucket.
  • I wish my hair was a different color.
  • >I want to be gingeeerrr
  • I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
  • I have a tattoo.
  • I am self-conscious about my appearance.
  • I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
  • I wear glasses/contacts
  • I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free
  • I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
  • I have more than 2 piercings. 
  • I have piercings in places besides my ears
  • I have freckles.
  • >Every. Freaking. Where.

Family/Home Life:

  • I’ve sworn at my parents.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I have a sibling less than one year old.
  • I want to have kids someday. 
  • I have children.
  • I’ve lost a child. 

Embarrassment: 

  • I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
  • Disney movies still make me cry
  • I’ve snorted while laughing.
  • I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
  • I’ve glued my hands to something.
  • >Do I get a point if I stuck my tongue to the inside of a freezer even though i knew it would stick, but curiosity? Not that…. I have, or anything…
  • I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
  • I’ve ripped my pants in public.
  • >Air and space museum. Washington DC. Bent down to pick something up and… Yyyep.

Health:

  • I was born with a disease/impairment.
  • I was born with a learning disability
  • >If you count ADHD as a learning disability, as it does affect my learning
  • I currently have a serious disease or disorder.
  • >ADHD, depression, social/performance anxiety, self-diagnosed Asperger’s (don’t worry self-diagnosis in my terms means much research and many assessment and screening quizzes from trusted sources and i’m obsessive when researching and spent a good 96-120 hours on this)
  • I’ve had stitches.
  • I’ve broken a bone.
  • I’ve had my tonsils removed.
  • I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
  • I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
  • I’ve had surgery.
  • >Appendicitis :P Something with my ears (lots of ear infections when i was younger, i’m partially hearing impaired now) And I’m having brain surgery on the 11th of next month o-o
  • I’ve had chicken pox.
  • >I think .?.

Traveling:

  • I’ve been to Canada.
  • I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
  • I’ve been to Las Vegas. 
  • I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
  • I’ve been to Spain.
  • I’ve been to New York.
  • I’ve been to Italy.
  • I’ve been to France.
  • I’ve been to London. 

Experiences:

  • I’ve been lost in my city.
  • I’ve seen a shooting star.
  • I’ve wished on a shooting star.
  • I’ve seen a meteor shower.
  • I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
  • I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
  • >*adds to bucket list*
  • I’ve been to a casino.
  • I’ve been skydiving.
  • >Haaaaaa I can’t even handle the StratosFear at Knoebels
  • I’ve gone skinny dipping.
  • >… *discreetly adds to bucket list*
  • I’ve played spin the bottle.
  • I’ve been skiing.
  • I’ve been in a play.
  • >Musicals count?
  • I’ve met someone in person from the internet.
  • >Was s’possed to… *sigh*
  • I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
  • I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
  • >Going to need to nix the mental bucket list and make a tangible one o-o
  • I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
  • >*bucket listed.* *+ a boyfriend*
  • I’ve played chicken.
  • >Bwahahahaha I can’t lie.
  • I’ve played a prank on someone.
  • I’ve ridden in a taxi.
  • I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
  • I’ve eaten sushi.
  • I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:

  • I’m single.
  • I’m in a relationship. 
  • I’m engaged.
  • I’m married.
  • I’ve gone on a blind date. 
  • I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
  • >I’ve only been in one legit relationship… and long story made short… all the regrets…
  • I miss someone right now. 
  • >That. That is the worst thing to be there after the one I just read
  • I’ve been divorced.
  • I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.

Sexuality:

  • I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
  • >What is even classifried as a crush is it like friendlust or like i don’t think i would date you but if i was forced to kiss you i don’t think i’d decline
  • > ….Cuz then maybe. but not sure. tf D:
  • I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
  • I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
  • I am a cuddler.
  • I’ve been kissed in the rain.
  • >*bucket liiissstttt*
  • I’ve had sex outdoors.
  • I’ve hugged a stranger.
  • I have kissed a stranger.
  • I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:

  • I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t. 
  • I have lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve cheated while playing a game.
  • I’ve run a red light.
  • I’ve been suspended from school.
  • I’ve witnessed a crime.
  • I’ve been in a fist fight.
  • I’ve been arrested.

Drugs/Alcohol:

  • I’ve consumed alcohol.
  • I’ve smoked a cigarette. 
  • I regularly drink.
  • I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them. 
  • I’ve done hard drugs.
  • I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.
#please delete my additions if you reblog  #bullets that have a >  #i mean you'd think it was a given  #but yet people have done it >->  #so please  #and thank  #also it's not mun day today is it  #i don't know  #munday  #mun  #ooc  #very ooc  #out of time  #besically out of space too  #I COULD DO ONE OF THESE FOR THE DOCTOR :D  #CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!!!! 







tupacabra:

"hanging out with friends" means sitting in my living room and asking each other "so what do you want to do" for a few hours and then it’s 11pm and it’s too late to do anything

pffffttttt

too late to do anything

one sleepover it was 3 am and everyone was in my living room mostly delirious so i asked if anyone wanted cucumber slices and my friend Katie said yes so I got them and she was like “what you actually have cucumber slices” and apparently thought i was trying to make a metaphor or something and it was the funniest friggin thing ever

she kept calling her right arm Mr. Chestnut and petting all of us saying “Don’t listen to them Mr. Chestnut They’re all crazy”

I have pictures

#mun 







gwenlightened:

ineedathneed:

watamato:

been feeling kind of paranoid lately

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Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet. 

comics that end sadly but wind up being replied to with love are what I live for

#this is me every time i leave tumblr for more than two days  #mun 







"Would losing me even be a loss?"

—(via kxboom)
#it's so mun and muse it's not even funny 







notyetthevaleyard:

   come play with me on my other blogs XD only this blog is big-kids-only. my other blogs are eight, eight’s big finish companion charley, my OC who is coincidentally also named charlie, victorian era doctor who oc palaeontologist lilith, and the valeyard’s tardis paikea

all of my blogs are doctor who but crossover friendly XD

cursed computer chose right when i finished typing and was doing links to restart

yiii~

but my ten, my clara, my alien oc, my human-avian oc, eugh i have to do some major editing on Blaire’s about page they’re actually all mostly so underdeveloped and completely empty that i’m really embarrassed to send this to you XD

i was thinking about making a blog to just put all my muses in…

#i warm up to people fairly quick if i can connect with them somehow  #if you couldn't tell ^-^  #notyetthevaleyard 







-staygold:

when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this

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most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy

oh my GOD








notyetthevaleyard:

thefacenobody-listensto replied to your post “sleightofpaint replied to your post:ooc Jump at starter memes? <3 i…”

i feel you so much especially ic and initiating conversation.. no0ope plus my other eh 4 muses that i would love to develop but theyre so underdeveloped i dont want to ask people to rp but… mer. and sometimes i put out offers but no one accepts so

i feel u friend

i’ve got a TARDIS blog, an obscure companion and two OCs, along with my two doctor blogs

and whenever i try to rp off this blog no one ever takes me up on it

which makes the anxiety so much worse

so i just kind of gave up and am now mostly too shy to rp off this blog at all

yEP

i have a ten, clara, maximum ride oc, an oc for a neverland rpg that i was too awks to participate in… and an oc i never really even finished the bio for, i dont think, but i’d like to, yes

also i’m still underage by 3 months so i keep myself from rping some of the things i want to and tbh i dont even see a lot of your stuff but im gonna be honest i’d probably be too nervous to reply to anything anyway, probably >->

exchange neglected blog urls, if you want? why do i feel weird asking this? i swear sometimes my anxiety doesn’t even have a reason…

#outoftime 







baratheonwrites:

your sober character sends my drunk character one of the following

  • [TEXT] you look like you’re having a fun time tonight
  • [TEXT] need me to drive you home?
  • [TEXT] you were supposed to be back an hour ago
  • [TEXT] please say you aren’t drunk
  • [TEXT] call me. NOW.
  • [TEXT] that’s it. i’m calling the cops
  • [TEXT] i miss you
  • [TEXT] i love you
  • [TEXT] it’s over
  • [TEXT] we need to talk
  • [TEXT] i’m sorry

plot twist: your drunk character sends my drunk character one of the following

  • [TEXT] yuo look so pretTY WOW
  • [TEXT] need mroe drink
  • [TEXT] pick me up pretty please
  • [TEXT] wow pls fuck me
  • [TEXT] shhhh don’t tell [your character] but i am in love with them
  • [TEXT] shhhh don’t tell [your character] but i despise them
  • [TEXT] i miss you
  • [TEXT] i love you
  • [TEXT] it’s over
  • [TEXT] we need to talk
  • [TEXT] i’m sorry

i read the first cluster as a continuous conversation and it actually flows surprisingly well

#askbox  #texts 







aurahe:

0000095:

purfle:

dysphorism:

superscarymonsters:

trans-par-en-cy:

this took forever but it’s TRANSPARENT now :)

THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE YOU.

this would have taken like 3 years

i cant stop reblogging this

Rainnnn ☔️🌐💦💧💙

so fucking gorgeous








Torture sentence starters

the dark m!a list i made got a ton of notes so i decided to make one that's a little more fun
"Stop it! Please!"
"Stop the pain... I'm begging you."
"You won't be needing that eye anymore, might as well take it out."
"No one will save you."
"Why are you doing this to me?"
"I will make you suffer."
"P-please... anything but that..."
"I won't kill you, I'll do much worse."
"I won't let you get away with this."
"No! Stop!"
"What a mess I've made. Do you know how to get bloodstains out of clothing?"
"When I'm done with you death will be a blessing."
"You won't get me to spill so easily."
"You're insane!"
"Stop! I'll tell you what you want!"
"TELL ME!"
"You look so pathetic sitting there all chained up."
"Don't bother, the restraints are solid steel."
"I want to make sure you feel every second of this."
"I think you can live with a few fingers missing."
"By the time the police find you they won't be able to tell if your corpse is even human."
"How does this feel!?"
"Here's how it's going to work, you tell me what I want or I'll pour this boiling water on you and laugh at your screams."
#angst  #askbox 







anonymouscomrade:

you know, there’ll never be another post like “tumblr should start its own school/gang/country/island/whatever!!!!!!!” ever again

because all you’d have to do is reply with the picture of that sad ball pit

and there would be nothing the OP could possibly say to counter it

wait what have i missed something








vanillathena:

I got your backs, guys.

1. Oreo Cookie Waffles

2. (I couldn’t track down the actual recipe for the second picture, so I’m just going to assume it’s Chocolate Coffee.)

3. Again, I couldn’t track this one down, but I think it’s an ice cream cake. Here’s ten different recipes for ice cream cakes in exchange for not finding that particular one.

4. The person who originally posted this image didn’t put a source either, so I’m just going to give you a recipe for a cake that looks even better. Hell, I’ll throw in another just to make it even.

5. Double Chocolate Cookie Bars. 

6. This cake is supposedly from a restaurant or high-end bakery, but I wasn’t able to find the source or recipe for it. Sorry!

7. I know what these are! York Peppermint Patty Brownies!

8. yeah i’m pretty sure this is just a disassembled oreo smore thing it’s sort of self-explanatory

9. *shifty eyes* I couldn’t find this one either but here make this instead

10. My only guess for these is homemade ding dongs.

Salud, motherfuckers.

#food  #recipes 







inquiringcharlie:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

tic-tac-bergerac:

thetasrose:

moonblossom:

hyperactivetardis:

thatdudejoey:

foggu:

teatime-brutality:

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Has anyone seen my virgini-tea?

man this is all insani-tea

this is absurdit-tea

You guys are all having detrimental effects on my sani-tea

Is this reali-tea?

is this just fantas-tea 

Or is it all just Moriar-tea?

this post is now a threat to national securi-tea.

yes, with definite certain-tea








sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

mine wouldn’t have.








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